I am having a very miserable Monday. Why?
You see, my company has given me 7 packets each of collagen and fiber to test it out. Knowing that fiber cleanses our intestine I am happy to accept this offer. Nevertheless, collagen firms everything "psst: included boobies" and i of course gladly accepted this too! Actually its not whether you are willing or not to accept it but its a MUST to take it.
Must take EVERYDAY WITHOUT FAIL and write report on it. Morning, I took collagen and i feel nothing. No firmness so far. Then I took fiber as ordered and had them at night. Guess what? My stomach starts to ache around 6.45am and thats my first visit of the day to the toilet. It hurts just a little and I can feel everything is coming out at once.
I can feel my intestine going empty and my tummy started to shrink. COOOOOL! not so cool waking up at 6.45am just to empty my bowel tho. After 30 minutes, my tummy aches again. this time it hurts quite badly i had cold sweat. 2nd time in the toilet wasn't as pleasured as the first. I am starting to think that this is so negative.
I went to work as usual and my colleague asked me how i felt after taking the fiber. I told her what happened and she told me hers. I cant believe she nearly faint in the toilet, shivering her way out trying to reach her bed so badly. She slept on the floor cos she even pooped all her energy away. -____-"
But guess what? She was fine then throught out the working hours but ME!!?? I went toilet 7 times!! 7 DAMN TIMES TO REMOVE DIRTS FROM MY INTESTINE.! Is my intestine so dirty that i need to visit the toilet for 7 times? or it is just to weak to handle such strong fiber?
Now i am going for the 2nd pack. Pray hard that the same thing dont occur again. :(
GOOD LUCK BOOPPI!
痛い。。。。おなかが痛すぎ!
Monday, June 14, 2010
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1 comments:
LOL so effective kah?
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